I’ve never been to Neverland Ranch

I’ve never been to Neverland Ranch
Stop laughing! I'm serious. I've never been to Neverland Ranch and that was one of my life's ambitions.

I never saw Phyllis Hyman perform live and then she hauled off and killed herself.

There are a quite a few other things I've never done. I never did master Fortran, but it doesn't seem like much of a loss. I've doctored a script for a movie, but never acted in one. I never performed on the Great White Way, though that's a move that may happen sometime in the future. Never too old.

Let me tell you what I did do, recently too: I drove on the interstate singing along with a song I really dig. This is quite major for me - I've not driven in a year and I couldn't sing for nearly as long (I also could not laugh other than to say "ha-ha-ha" in a very dry manner).

The 40-year-old Virgin is always funny. It's Sunday and I'm thankful for my new accomplishments. If you see someone tottling down the street, singing happily and occasionally clapping spontaneously - that's me, and I'm happy, very very happy.

Cheers!