I CAN COOK!!!

For reals! I can cook!

I made fettucine alfredo with shellfish (not clams, the other ones) and artichoke hearts. so very yummy.

And i watched Penelope. I wish it had been longer. It was grand, though, and that durn James McAvoy - he's so pretty. Super pretty with an burr...if I'm ever single again I'm headed for the isles and gettin' me some! In a Lotus! Whew. Exhausts me just thinking about it.

I have been watching the DNC convention. I love the speeches. Rah Rah Rah. Bill still holds sway, he swayed me. And fuck whatcha heard, he and hills love each other. They appreciate one another. What's a blowjob in the face of mutual ambition, brilliance and the pursuit of power? You know he probably remembered Monica Lewinsky's name, but only because he's genetically incapable of forgetting names, not because the poor sad thing was memorable.

She was "the jump off."

Well, off I must go to read Dexter. We heart Dexter. Season's starting again soon.

P.S. Volver with Penelope Cruz kicked ass. It deserved the praise it garnered. i should stop hating